i had this lengthy diatribe completely inscribed about her, but decided to utter “fuck it” instead……live and let die…

3 years later and she is still wasting my time…..

at least you were there to listen…..i cannot thank you enuff……

WHY WOULD I BE SO IGNORANT AS TO GET THE LIGHT OF ALL LIGHT INVOLVED IN THE DARKNESS OF ALL DARKNESS?

What color is clear = +

:Be forewarned:

the next person that attempts to ‘push’ mind rousing substances on me will get punched in the throat.

if I want….i’ll ask….thank you….fucter.

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What does it ‘mean’ when you find someone you know w/ a bullet wound thru her skull and for it not to shock you?

Sorry mikey, I know she was your bud, but she was/is a dumbass…….

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To the person who purchased and finally put a can of air freshener in the ‘guys’ bathroom, you have my thanx……A BIG THANX……

i find a substantial # of southern baptist fundamentalists highly deranged and discombobulated between the ears…..

hypocrisy defined…..maybe one day they will act upon what they preach…..but dont ask me to hold my breathe.

*must remember not to skirt responsibilites even in the face of such a superlative woman*

how does one measure [and compete with] the allure of being awakened to unrivaled sexual prowess and breakfast?

Love is the Law.

For the crazy myspace lady freaks who are stalking me……these comic strips were created just for you……….