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Here begins my latest tactical response to those who agitate me online……

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There is a long history related to P.U.A.R.

It spans way back to Roman times.

In short it was used at Roman Festivals to make a way for guests to wash their hands.
(In this present day and age however, it only applies to online spammers and dumbazzez.)

Many years ago, prior to the advent of sinks, it was sometimes difficult to wash ones hands if there were no rivers or wells nearby. Someone got the bright idea of hanging ropes from ceiling fixtures, which enabled guests a means of washing their hands prior to dining. Unfortunately, this did not really catch on until the time of Roman domination. The Romans saw the value in the idea and made it law, requiring each and every home to have several ropes installed. The primary problem that they encountered though was that only half of the populace could actually ‘do’ it.

The phrase has since been passed down from generation-to-generation, but definitely seems to be in a state of decline here in Western civilization.

It still has a certain ring to it however and often catches folks off guard (so to speak).

Be it known to all that I will be passing around the collection plate and if enough donations come hither, we can all have a full set of nylon ropes (from quarter inch to two inch) installed in each of our homes, along with a full set of instructions.

We could even create a small fellowship!

It could be called “The Fellowship of PUAR”!

……..Additional note……….We have now officially started a Piss Up A Rope users-group. All jackazzez and spammers are automatically enrolled. From now on when you see the acronym P.U.A.R. you will all know exactly what it means and to whom it applies.

Let me be the first to implement this application……………