Here lies the pixelated T&A from the ‘secret’ HOT COFFEE hack in the most recent GTA game that has got the whole country’s panties in a bunch…..

http://www.vnunet.com/vnunet/news/2139589/computer-game-porn-san-andreas

Can you believe that these pathetic and poorly pixelated images are what this big ‘ol fuss is all about……

Did anyone in this country even know about this damn hack before the media went on a frenzy reporting on it?

…… on this matter I blame the media most of all, bc they were the fanatic dickwads who spread the story across the land, which in turn informed the little kiddies how to ‘exercise’ the porn flick on GTA:
[you've been warned.......and no little guy, you are banned from doing this hack 4 all time!]

http://secure.idg.com.au/images/gamepro/GTA1.jpg

http://secure.idg.com.au/images/gamepro/GTA2.jpg

http://secure.idg.com.au/images/gamepro/GTA3.jpg

http://secure.idg.com.au/images/gamepro/GTA4.jpg

http://secure.idg.com.au/images/gamepro/GTA5.jpg

http://secure.idg.com.au/images/gamepro/GTA6.jpg

http://secure.idg.com.au/images/gamepro/GTA7.jpg

http://secure.idg.com.au/images/gamepro/GTA8.jpg

The hack for the video game lies here:

http://www.gta-sanandreas.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46818

SC Code of Laws for Children

How I interpret the model of child $upport……

If the STATE [*rollz eyez*] charges me to support my child, which by all means, means that they are saying that I’m ultimately responsible for my child. And since I am ultimately responsible, then my command for them to return my child to my care MUST also be followed, right? Since it hasn’t happened, then that means that I’m NOT ultimately responsible for my child and since I am not ultimately responsible for my child, then why would I be charged as though I am?

Being responsible for something means that you also have direct influence over it well. Since I have no influence, then I also have no responsibility, which means that the state, in continuing to ‘charge me’ [and thus supplementing the ex’s bank account, for her new car, perm, furniture and saturday night out....etc] as though I were in fact, responsible, is fraud, oppression and forced coercion, which is the equivalent of slavery in my eyes.

So, I’m done playing this fucking game, before it has even began. They can either answer this simple question about who IS responsible for my child, or return him to my care. (Unless they consider my ex some kind of hired hand!?!?)

Besides, the U.S. federal government has a yearly incentive pot ‘o gold of approximately $500,000,000 (yes that’s right, HALF A BILLION DOLLARS), which every state competes for. The amount each state receives out of the pot depends on their performance (how many custody orders, paternity orders, child support orders, etc that they rule on, and how much of the child support they collect). So, let’s assume that all states “perform” equally as “well”, they are set to get approximately $10,000,000 (ten million dollars), each per year. If they stopped ordering child support, or stopped paternity fraud, they would miss out on that pot ‘o gold.
(USC Title 42, Chapter 7, Subchapter IV, Part D… Section 658a – Incentive Payments to States –
http://assembler.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode42/usc_sec_42_00000658—a000-.html )

Sooooooo ummmmmm yea, is it really all about the ‘best interests of the child’…..?

[proceeds to *roll eyes* violently]

Si belle qu’elle me fait souffir…..

Something that really fascinates me about people is THEIR [in?]ABILITY TO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON… even though it’s going on IN PLAIN SIGHT ALL AROUND THEM… and the even MORE amazing tendency to ARGUE VIOLENTLY WHEN one of these OBVIOUS THINGS IS PRESENTED TO THEM. We often even will ARGUE about things that are fairly OBVIOUS to others… which makes it even worse.

This inherited mechanism is, of course, a survival mechanism that helps us to weed out all of the useless information that’s coming in through our senses at any given time, but it can go overboard and prevent us from seeing USEFUL information as well.

I’ve read some fascinating books about the concept of “self-deception”, and I’ve come to realize that we humans have an amazing capacity for not seeing what’s there… to the point where it can be very detrimental to us.

A lot of our cultural and social programming is wayyyyyyyy “off-base” to some degree, which may cause us to see things and interpret things incorrectly when we do ‘see’ them.

In parallel, we humans rarely like to alter and/or change our beliefs about things. We don’t like to admit that we might be wrong in the first place, and we feel unstable or insecure when we realize that a fundamental truth we have held all our life may be incorrect.

I believe that it’s vitally important in life to continually question YOUR OWN beliefs about how things work and what is possible. I think it’s also good to constantly question your LIMITING beliefs.

Unfortunately, most people do the opposite…they question their ability to succeed and they doubt their own ability to get what they want, constantly “self-sabotaging” themselves.

If instead, you question your LIMITATIONS and your LIMITING BELIEFS, and you constantly look with your own eyes to see if there’s something going on that nobody mentioned to you, then you’ll begin to see things that will blow your mind.

One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone’s amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer’s neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred – Forgive.

2. Free your mind from worries – Most never happen.

3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less

NOW ——–

Enough of that crap . . .

The donkey later came back and bit the shit out of the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.

MORAL FROM TODAY’S LESSON:

When you do something wrong and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.

“Tyranny is erected upon the mental laziness of the masses” – AUDI0MIND