Monthly Archives: August 2005
From the beautiful coats of calico cats and the sleek curves of dolphins……to the zany patterns of zebras, animals live their lives with natural fashion.
Naked humans, on the other hand, are bland and unfashionable.
So people copy animals and wear outer coverings filled with vibrant colors, textures and patterns.
We drive, live in, or use objects that are highly stylized and colorful.
We constantly seek out newly designed patterns and colors to boost our fashion-less egos.
The ‘Creator’ must not want us to be fashionable or we would be born with fashion.
Since it’s sinful to do anything our ‘Creator’ does prefer us to do, fashion is sinful.
WE must come to realize that the growth of the fashion industry is wrecking the social fabric and moral infrastructure of our modern world, leading us down a path of condemnation and destruction.
I’m clueless to why the government doesn’t have an anti-fashion agency or a WAR ON FASHION, for I really cherish washing my hands free of that green paper filth some call tax dollars.
Fashion is an evil thing and everyone should stop being fashionable, cause the bible tells you so.
Now go get naked!
