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I went into a bathroom stall I had frequented at the start of the semester to hear the intense additions to a religious topic bubbling up from the stalls. It began with someone saying that Catholic Priests should be allowed to marry, so that they would stop anally raping choir boys…

I said “Maybe if the choir boy outfits weren’t made so tight and sexy…” to which someone replied “Maybe if the nun outfits were made more tight and sexy…” to which I replied “Maybe if God didn’t make the act of love evil” which was too much for so many shitting Christians to bear…them filling the entire wall surrounding my comment with desperate defensive lead…

God has deemed the act of love evil….this is not a reasonable God. From the replies, I gathered that people were saying that this law isnt a part of the NEW CHRISTIANITY, or rather, that this is just another section of the Bible they choose not to attend to. The fact is, this Bearded man can never admit what is under his robe while presiding over us on his Throne of Gold. He is disguisted by the cock and all of its messy, animalistic functions. The good Christian is, like God himself, to pretend that Fucking does not exist…and the truely pious Christian would, ideally, believe it doesn’t, thus dissassociating himself, not only from the dirty act, but those pesky, throbbing thoughts of the act as well…

The fact is….is that reasonable people have come to understand that nature, and all which comes to us naturally, cannot be deemed evil and that sins, and all the awful eternity of burning and prodding which cometh with them are subjective and, like most other things, subject to the shifting currents of fashion and culture. Good and bad will always be categories we place on an outside, natural world which continues budding and coursing with unfathomable grace just the same, with or without them.