Archive for April, 2006

22
Apr

The Hoax to End All Hoaxes

   Posted by: AUDIOMIND   in Random

Subject: E-mail Alert to those Dumbazzes who constantly forward me JUNK HOAXES!
Importance: High

Please be aware. And pass it on if you think this will help someone. This was passed on to me by a friend.

This is an URGENT warning for all Internet users — there is a dangerous e-mail virus propagating across the Internet.

If anyone receives an e-mail hoax, chain letter or urban myth e-mail, please delete it WITHOUT FORWARDING IT!! If you do forward it, the people who get it might themselves forward it, going on and on and WASTING EVERYBODY’S TIME!!

How do you spot this malicious social engineering virus? It’s EASY!

* If you get an e-mail and you don’t PERSONALLY know who wrote it; and
* The e-mail wants you to forward it to everyone you know; and
* The e-mail has lots of words in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS and multiple exclamation marks!!!; and
* Says “this is not a hoax”; and
* Claims the e-mail is URGENT; then…

It’s an e-mail hoax or chain letter. DELETE IT!!! DON’T FORWARD IT!!!

If you’re still not sure, check out one of these Web sites:

Hoaxbusters

Computer Virus Myths

Don’t Spread That Hoax!

Common Internet And E-Mail Hoaxes

About.com: Urban Legends and Folklore

Hoax-Slayer

and last, but certainly not LEAST:
Snopes – Urban Legends Reference Pages

Pass this along to EVERYONE in your address book so that this may be stopped!!

This is NOT A HOAX !!!!!!!!!

20
Apr

How Counterfeiting Works

   Posted by: AUDIOMIND   in Random

How Counterfeiting $$$ Works

20
Apr

The Customers Always Right, My Ass

   Posted by: AUDIOMIND   in Random

Take a read at what a customer had to say about their ‘experience’ at my place of business, calling me out in particular………



To Whom It May Concern:

At a recent event to expose Charlotte P&R facilities to the hospitality business community, I was given a “Gold Card” to experience the facilities. I chose to use the card to take my daughter to RSP. This proved an unfortunate decision.

We arrived at the facility this afternoon at 3:15 PM. It was very busy, so I overlooked the unpleasant greeting we received by the “gentleman” working at the counter. He grumbled some instructions and pointed us toward a very nice young man who showed us to the locker room. We were in the water exactly 15 minutes when whistles blew and everyone was forced out of the pool. There was no announcement, no information, just bewildered, wet people. Ten, fifteen, twenty minutes passed with no information. I overheard a lifeguard tell someone that it would be at least another thirty minutes, and that the pool might not reopen at all today. I returned to the counter to find out information. I waited patiently while the young men at the counter discussed their lunch plans. I was ignored for at least five minutes before I interrupted them to ask the status of the pool. The same unpleasant “gentleman” who greeted us initially did not hide his displeasure in my interruption.

Needless to say, at this point, I was completely fed up with my “RSP” experience. I asked if I could have my Gold Card back to fulfill at another Parks and Recreation facility, since we were only in the pool for fifteen minutes. He abruptly said no, and that I needed to just wait until the pool reopened. At this point he turned from me to return to making lunch plans. I think he chose Bojangles.

Since it is my plan to never return and never refer this facility to guests staying at my hotel, I am writing this email because I would certainly want to know if my staff were treating my guests this way.

Thank you for your time and attention.

Kindest Regards,

Rhonda Murat

I changed the references to my facility to RSP in this email so as to keep the ‘rats’ here on LJ at bay. 

Take note of all the bolded areas of the email.  They are all bold-faced lies.  Also take note that there was a follow-up email with specific questions attempting to engage her vague ‘accusations’, to which a one sentence response was given with no answer to any of the questions.

Let me take this email to task:

1) First and foremost I greet every single person the exact same way, so her “unpleasant greeting” double-speak, is pure ominous bullshit.  This same person, whom supposedly runs a (rat) motel somewherez, came to me and first began arguing with me about signing in.  Now why would someone who ‘runs’ a motel argue about my request for them to sign in, first and foremost??  I politely told her that we ask for this information for demographic purposes and so that we can keep track of who is coming into our facility.  After she gave me the Gold Card and completed her transaction, I politely told her to come over and see my coworker who would show them where to go.  To be completely honest with you, I gathered that this person did not particularly like ‘white people’.  (A gut feeling that has never been lost on me in the past.  You know the feeling when someone doesn’t particular like ‘your race’. ) Now I know that this is a bit of a subjective observation, but let me finish.  When she approached the other two guys (that were my darker ‘brothers in arms’), after passing me, she showered them with absolute respect and genuine kindness.  I was bewildered why she gave me such a hard time, yet at the same time treated them with respect.  This suspicion is somewhat confirmed in this email and the followup email (that I unfortunately may have accidentally deleted) where she directly singles me out as the bad guy (“….a nice young man who showed us the locker room“) even after she mentioned her dissatisfaction about OUR supposed discussion of OUR lunch plans.  When asked in an email what exactly was unpleasant about my greeting and about what I ‘grumbled’, she choked up and didn’t answer.  When she was also asked about what the person looked like that had supposedly given her such a ‘bad experience’, she again stumbled and fumbled over her words, but eventually maliciously singled me out.  Typical of loser types who simply like to complain.

2) She mentions that she overheard a lifeguard say that the pool might not reopen for the day.  Yet another lie, as every single lifeguard knows for a fact (as this happens often) that we only close for 30 minutes when cleaning out the pool and recirculating the water. 

3) She mentions that she waited at the counter for 5 minutes while we discussed our lunch plans.  Another bullshit lie, as we always greet every single person WHO COMES TO THE COUNTER and/or SHOWS GENERAL INQUISITIVENESS NEAR THE COUNTER, even on this day when the place was packed.  I can bet that instead she stood far back from the counter so that she could ‘observe’ us briefly discuss our lunch plans.  This discussion, while we were facing everyone in the lobby, took less than 25 seconds.  Further, noone approached us during those 25 seconds.  Take note that I had been there since 9am without any break, lunch or anything, and that it was approaching 5pm.  (I was working a full 11 hour shift with no break, which happens far too often.)  This day was EXTREMELY BUSY, and from my manager’s POV, it was one of the busiest days on record.

4) She claims that I openly expressed my displeasure when she supposedly interrupted us making lunch plans.  But like I said before, noone interrupted us during our 25 second discussion.  Furthermore, when pressed about how I supposedly expressed my displeasure, she choked and didn’t answer that as well.  Regardless, I know for a fact that her accusation is a bold-faced lie, bc I would never do that nor even give off the perception that I was disgusted with a customer for interrupting me (if that is what had happened…….).  We are solely there to serve our customers, so that accusation flies in the face of common sense and truth.

5) She claims that she asked for the Gold Card back and that I abruptly said no and returned to making lunch plans.  This accusation is the biggest fucking lie of them all.  First and foremost, our policy (created by the facility manager) dictates that we do not give CASH refunds to anyone, which we politely go over with customers when faced with such a request.  Additionally, policy states that unless we are closed for a full hour, only then are we allowed to give our customers ‘Rain Checks’ to come back.  If someone gets heated about that policy we simply ask for the facility manager to personally ‘overturn’ it, which DID NOT HAPPEN ON THIS DAY.  On this day, when a select few people approached us about getting a refund, I reiterated the fact that we would only be closed for a very short while and asked if they would choose instead to wait patiently for just another few moments, to which EVERYONE AGREED.  Not only did noone come before me and ask for a Gold Card back, everyone who came to us agreed that they would wait to reenter the pool when it reopened……..‘EVERYONE’ INCLUDED HER.

6) For the record, a gold card is pretty much just a free pass for one person and one guest to any of the local P&R facilities.  They are primarily given out to people who have complained to ‘higher-ups’ in the organization and are not given out that often otherwise, unless by the chief officer of P&R.  In my experience, at least there at my place of business, I often see the same people coming in with Gold Cards, to which one can only assume demonstrates that these same people have learned how to abuse the ‘whiny perk system’ in order to get free passes.

7) Not a single person expressed their displeasure and/or dissatisfaction, verbally and/or otherwise, with the service we offered them THE WHOLE DAY!

This patron was pissed simply for the fact that she used a donated Gold Card and wasn’t going to get it back, per the MANAGER’S POLICY, and that she had only been in the water for 15 minutes when someone puked and the pool had to be closed.  So instead of being a grown-up about the whole thing, she instead turned into a whiny bitch and took her anger out on someone………ME!

NO WORRIES, as facts are facts and reality is reality, RIGHT?

Not quite, bc my facility manager, even after repeating these same facts I stated above to her, took this jackass’ side and refused to believe in me and reprimanded me for the ‘altercation’ in her office (speaking to me like I was a child of some sort?), which completely pissed me off.  She chose instead to take the word of a complete stranger over one of her own managers?!?!?!?  However, I will say that in my experience there, this same facility manager (who is only a year older than I), is extremely naive about customer service and about the ‘reality of the world’ around her, in general.  She’s a sucker for any person with the slightest complaint or concern, even if  it may be completely unfounded, ridiculous and/or obviously false.

Today I plan to find out how long I have to be in a position before I can post to another, as this position is but a stepping stone anyways.  Besides, I cannot and will not stand by while customers waste their time and my time lying through their fucking teeth about shit only in an attempt to cause friction in my workplace.

Ideas?  Suggestions? Thoughts?

19
Apr

SONIC YOUTH IS GONNA BE IN ASHEVILLE!!!!!!!!!

   Posted by: AUDIOMIND   in Random




http://www.theorangepeel.net/calendar200606.php#sonic

Saturday, June 17th
9:00 PM (8:00 PM doors)
$25.00 flat

HELL MOTHAFUCKIN YEAH BOYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!

19
Apr

Last Post, I Promise

   Posted by: AUDIOMIND   in Random

You know what woke me up this morning?

For the second time one of the Maxi-Heat convection heaters I have caught on fire while I was sleeping……so I was lucky that the fire alarm went off, otherwise I might be a barbecued ‘critter’ right at this moment.

19
Apr

Free, Easy and LEGAL Phone Hacking

   Posted by: AUDIOMIND   in Random

When you think of “hacking,” you probably imagine a dark underground of technical criminals abusing computer skills to break into, steal or deface company data and web sites. When “hacking” is done with telephones, it’s called “phreaking,” and it’s always just as illegal… Or is it? I’m going to tell you about an ethical form of phone phreaking that’s legal, easy, free and — best of all — helps you escape from that prison of automated responses you get when you call many large companies.

http://gethuman.com/us/

19
Apr

A Quick Note On Speed Cameras

   Posted by: AUDIOMIND   in Random

I encourage my readers here on LJ to obey the law at all times. Don’t engage in music, movie or software piracy, I say……..(-*_*-) Never remove those annoying fire-hazard warning tag things on your mattresses. Close cover before striking, etc.

However, it is also my duty to spot trends before the mass media grab hold of them, and give you an early warning.

One story that is breaking very slowly, and will come out in the mainstream press any day now is the problematic nature of speed cameras — those boxes mounted on light poles that “bust” you for speeding, photograph your crime and send you a ticket in the mail.

Speed camera errors are far more common than most realize and it’s likely that most of those errors go unchallenged.

After all, how do you challenge it, especially considering that most of these cameras are operated by a private business? You get a ticket in the mail for exceeding the speed limit a month ago. Did you really speed? No human — including you — has any recollection of the event. Still, you pay the fine…..note, I said |YOU|!

Sometimes, however, speed camera errors *can* be challenged.

Engineer Bryn Carlyon was issued a ticket by a traffic speed camera in Cardiff, UK, even though he wasn’t speeding. He used multiple timed snaps by the camera, plus a little basic math, to prove in court that he could not have been traveling at the speed on his citation. The case was dropped “due to insufficient evidence” and he received an apology from the Mid and South Wales Safety Camera Partnership, but Carlyon won’t drop it himself. He’s working to overturn the decision for the benefit of mankind: “I need the verdict to say that this was not dropped through lack of evidence — it was dropped because it was a false prosecution,” he told a local reporter.

Welsh farmer Steve Crossman received a ticket recently for doing 85 MPH in a tractor that happened to have a top speed of 26 MPH. The camera probably detected a speeding car accurately, but ticketed the wrong vehicle. If he had been in a car, he would have had no case and probably would have been forced to pay the fine.

In addition to being prone to error, speed cameras are biased. That’s right — biased.

Approximately 10 percent of all cars on the roads can’t be detected by fixed speed cameras because of bad shocks or unbalanced wheels, according to camera user manuals. If a car is moving up-and-down as it speeds through an intersection, a speed camera can’t issue it a ticket. “Lowrider” cars with illegal hydraulics that can make a car bounce can also invalidate speed camera readings.

Conscientious drivers who keep their automobiles legal, safe and in good repair will be given speeding tickets by speed cameras, but those who let their cars fall to pieces or who add illegal hydraulics will not.

Eventually, the mainstream media will put all this together and cover the story: Speed cameras are prone to error and bias and should not be used to fine drivers.

In the meantime, if YOU get a speed camera ticket and believe you were not at fault, please let me know the details in the comments section!

18
Apr

and the winner is…..

   Posted by: AUDIOMIND   in Random

i decided on the Nikon d70s.

…..methinks i will not be disappointed…….and that is as it should be, especially after forking over $1000+ for the camera, a few filters and a PROMASTER 28-200 F/3.8-5.6 XR Aspherical Auto Focus Zoom Lens.

cheers….

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