The Ultimate Death Survey
What do you think happens after you die?
more than likely eat pecan ice cream and fuck your grandmother….. [what?!?]
Do you believe in heaven?
no, but i believe in hell…..
Do you believe in hell?
what the fuck did i just say….
Do you think you will be judged after you die?
perhaps by worms who think my flesh tastes similar to glass…..
How many people would attend your funeral?
fabien…..
Would you rather that people cry or laugh at your funeral?
now that is a stupid question…of course laugh….
What’s better? A shot in the head or downing pills?
[another dumb down] downing pills and then a shot in the head….weeeee
What should be written on your tombstone?
here lies the masta of all mastas….
Would you rather die childless or divorced?
too late for that one….
Do you want to die in the morning, afternoon, or night?
what is morning?
If you had a million dollars to leave, who would you leave it to?
my favorite porn star….
What kind of flowers do you want at your funeral?
push the little daisies and make ‘em come up….
On your deathbed, which moment will you most remember?
probably that dumbass asking me how i feel…..
Have you ever watched someone die?
yup, it aint pretty…
What’s the most gruesome death you can imagine?
imagine that big arse nasty rat at the end of ‘graveyard shift’…..
How often do you think about death?
never…..
Is fear of dying your number one fear?
pfffff….
Do you believe in reincarnation?
hmmm……is that the stuff where you just add water?
Have you ever wished someone you loved were dead?
ummm no….
Do you consider life short or long?
consider?
this is a ridiculous question that was answered before you asked…..
Do you think you have a soul?
you wanna suck what?
Assisted suicide for a terminally ill person is:
their bizness….
If you were cremated, where would you like your ashes?
in the mj roach jar…..
Would you choose to be immortal, if you could be?
am i not already?
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in other news….
The Ultimate Kissing Survey
Age of first kiss:
6
Number of people you’ve kissed:
yea right, like i could remember something such as that…..next your gonna ask how many people i have slept with…….
French kissing is:
oooooo la la….
The worst kind of kiss is:
by a man….
The best kisser you know:
hestia wasn’t too bad…..
The worst kisser you know:
how do i define such?
The celebrity you’d like to kiss:
MMMMMMMM…….ANGELINA JOLIE…..for heaven’s sake……
Friend you would like to kiss:
havent i kissed them all at one time or another?
Favorite movie kiss:
ummmm, no…..
Do you kiss on the first date?
do you have sex on the first date?
Eyes open or closed?
pic-a-boo
Average number of kisses you get a day:
.0345
Ever kissed a friend’s boyfriend or girlfriend?
yes, house-wrecka…..
The last person you kissed:
*debates*……………………jade
Best placed to be kissed:
ROFL…..dont get me started….
Have you kissed someone of the same sex?
ummmmm, no……
What about the opposite sex?
what’s that?
Do you consider kissing cheating?
what kind of open question is this?
The longest you’ve gone without a kiss:
who knows, i dont keep track…..
The kiss you regret most is:
not even one…..
Kissing in public is:
kissing in public…..
Tongue rings are:
metallic…..
Two girls kissing is:
‘are’ in my room…….
Two guys kissing is:
scaring me str8…….lol
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