You Are a Switch!
Top. Bottom. Giver. Taker. You can’t make up your mind.
And truth is, why should you? Sex is the wildest when you can switch roles.
You’re ability to get off in all sorts of ways makes you a versatile lover.
You can get along with a sub or dom(me) – but another switch would really blow your mind.
You Taste Like Fruit Loops!
Sweet, colorful, and crunchy.
With enough chemicals to kill
Sugar coated fangs!
You Are a Circus Freak!
Sex standing on your head? Check!
Prison sex fantasies? Check!
You’ve done more stuff than Dr. Ruth has heard of!
A peaceful Saturday involves installing a sex swing…
Or recovering from last night’s flogging section.
Advice? Well, you don’t need any in the kink department.
But I’d say, slow down, let your partner take the lead.
You might be surprised how it feels to be the one with your legs in the air.