LYRICS:
First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys
Dummies – playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money
Those the ones I like ’cause they don’t get nathan’
But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs. Heart throb, never,
black and ugly as ever However, I stay coochied down
to the socks Rings and watch filled with rocks

TRANSLATION:
As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with
women of all kinds, including but not limited to those
with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and
prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters
with the latter group as they are generally
disappointed in the fact that they only
receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of
course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I
am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in
these types of sexual acts with some regularity.
Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy
and expensive jewelry.

LYRICS:
And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi Girls pee pee when
they see me, Nava-hoes creep me in they tee pee
As I lay down laws like I lay carpet Stop it – if
you think your gonna make a profit

TRANSLATION:
I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo.
Apparently women enjoy this also because they become
sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly
enough, when I visit the Native American reservations,
some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women
attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is
to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are
unacceptable.

LYRICS:
Don’t see my ones, don’t see my guns – get it
Now tell ya friends Poppa hit it then split it In two
as I flow with the Junior Mafia I don’t know what the
hell’s stoppin’ ya I’m clockin’ ya – Versace shades
watchin’ ya Once ya grin, I’m in game, begin

TRANSLATION:
Understand this fact: you can have neither my
money, nor my weapons. I suggest that you inform your
peers that we engaged in violent sexual acts.
Currently, I am rapping with my associates, the Junior
Mafia. I’m having some difficulty understanding why
you refuse to approach me. I am attempting to make eye
contact with you through my expensive glasses, and as
soon as you respond with a smile, I will approach you.

LYRICS:
First I talk about how I dress and this And diamond
necklaces – stretch Lexuses The sex is just immaculate
from the back I get Deeper and deeper – help ya reach
the Climax that your man can’t make Call and tell him
you’ll be home real late Let’s sing the break

TRANSLATION:
I prefer to open the conversation with light banter
about my wardrobe and jewelry, then I like to
discuss my collection of expensive cars. This is more
than enough to convince you to have sexual
intercourse with me. I am able to insert my penis
further into you when I enter you from behind.
Furthermore, you will be able to reach orgasm. I
understand this to be a problem with your current
sexual partner. He needn’t be concerned about your
whereabouts. Please phone him and inform him that you
won’t be home for a while. By the way, please sing the
chorus of the song for me also.

LYRICS:
Where you at? Flippin’ jobs, playin’ car notes? While
I’m swimmin’ in ya women like the breast stroke Right
stroke, left stroke what’s the best stroke Death
stroke – tongue all down her throat Nuthin’ left to do
but send her home to you I’m through – can ya sing the
song for me, boo?

TRANSLATION:
You, on the other hand, jump from job to job,
barely able to maintain payments on the Mercedes Benz
you purchased for your woman. Meanwhile, I continue
to engage in sexual intercourse and commit lewd
osculatory acts with your women. My only remaining
option is to request that she leave my home and return
to you because I have reached orgasm and no longer
have a need for her presence.

LYRICS:
So, what’s it gonna be? Him or me? We can
cruise the world with pearls Gator boots for girls.
The envy of all women, crushed linen Cartier wrist-wear
with diamonds in ’em The finest women I love with a
passion Ya man’s a wimp, I give that ass a good
thrashin’

TRANSLATION:
The ultimate decision rests with you. Whom do you
choose as your sexual partner? I can take you on
cruises around the world. I will dress you in the
finest jewelry and footwear. You will be envied by
women worldwide in your fine clothes and jewelry.
There is a special place in my heart for beautiful
women. I will defeat your man in an altercation
because he is effeminate.

LYRICS:
High fashion – flyin’ into all states. Sexin’
me while your man masturbates. Isn’t this great? Your
flight leaves at eight. Her flight lands at nine, my
game just rewinds. Lyrically I’m supposed to
represent. I’m not only the client, I’m the player
president

TRANSLATION:
You will be dressed in finest clothes on the runways
of Paris. I will fly you to every state to shop for
fine clothes and jewelry. You will enjoy sexual
intercourse with me and your man will be forced to
pleasure himself through manual stimulation.
What a life! I’ll return you to LaGuardia in time to
catch your 8 o’clock flight. The timing is perfect
because I have scheduled a date with a second woman
who arrives at the same gate at 9 ‘o’clock. I’ll seduce
her in the same way that I seduced you. I rap well
and I am a positive reflection of my home town. Not
only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral,
wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board
of directors of the organization that governs others
of my kind.